I had some real trouble getting into a book this month. I had 4, yes 4, stalled reads this month. What happened? Well, let me tell you.
First, there was Sex on Murder Island, not to be confused with Murder on Sex Island. Which is the mistake I made. Now these are 2 books in a series and I had heard good things about it so wanted to try it. My library only has Sex on Murder Island which is the second in the series. Odd choice. And I didn't realize this was the case (because why read the fine print?) until I started the book, and there seemed to be a LOT of catching up of some past excitement. I had some debate if I should just keep going (the little I got through was entertaining) or stop (knowing that my library doesn't carry an ecopy of the book) and in the end decided I'd wait and read Murder on Sex Island first, whenever that may be. (Also I still had to google which is the first and which is the second so these names are CONFUSING.)
Next, when Sex on Murder Island was a bust, there was The Mysterious Affair of Judith Potts. Now this is a later one in a series, 5th, but that's OK because I am caught up. I've listened to the past ones as audiobooks but currently my library only has the ecopy version of this one, so I went with that. I was having some trouble getting into it and missing being able to listen, when my hold for The Inevitable Ruin, the 7th Dungeon Crawler Carl book, came in. Sorry Judith, you'll need to wait for another time. Because you see, these DCC books have significantly blown up in length (this one is 870 pages in hardback or 1,600 if you're reading on your phone, as I was) and I have only 2 weeks, so I needed to FOCUS.
Then, there was The Long Walk. Now that I had my ebook to read and I had finished listening to NOS4A2 I wanted another spooky season read. There wasn't a lot available immediately that I wanted from the library (I suppose others had a similar feeling), but I decided to try this King book I hadn't read before. The audiobook is 11 hours long. And I gotta be honest, I made it 2 hours in and just kept thinking "Am I really going to be doing this for another 9 hours??" and it turns out the answer was "Nope!" None of the characters were clicking with me, I didn't particularly care as people were killed off, and I just kept wondering "OK but why is this happening?". And tbf, maybe all of that would have changed if I made it just a little further in. But I didn't and I decided to go with Horrorstor instead and no regrets on this choice.
Lastly, I tried Nightbitch and just didn't make it far. I still want to read this one but this was a wrong time sitch. And honestly, I did one day of it, and then the last of the DCC books came in for my library hold and all attention went there.
That's enough of an intro which hopefully makes up for the fact that I'm waaaay behind on this (despite the fact that I've had much of it written for a while) so let's dive in.
Number of books read
3
NOS4A2 by Joe Hill
This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinniman
Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
NOS4A2 by Joe Hill
This was a re-read I last read over 10 years ago which is CRAAAAZY for me to realize. Ah. Time. I loved it when I first read it and it stands up. It's spooky and violent and upsetting and well-written. Vic McQueen can find things with her special bike going over a bridge that collapsed years ago, but not for her. For her, the bridge takes her to whatever was lost, no matter how far away, even if it takes its toll on Vic. She is a great character. Strong and flawed, will do anything to save her son, who is captured by a truly evil wraith Vic tangled with as a child, Charlie Manx. The book is relentless which is impressive considering the length (almost 800 pages). A great spooky time read (ignore the Christmas stuff because while it's important to the story, this is VERY much not a Christmas story).
Rating: 4.5 stars
This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinniman
At some point, after each DCC book, I think, "There's no way this can heighten anymore more" and then Dinniman just laughs and laughs and comes out with something like The Inevitable Ruin. Since book one, there has been talk about floor 9, the Faction Wars, where outside people come in and command armies to see which of them will win king of the hill, and the crawlers continue to try to survive. But Carl and Princess Donut and an expanding cast of beloved characters (despite ever dwindling crawler numbers) are turning the tables and this time instead of cannon fodder, both crawlers and NPCs will get their own armies and the stakes are real for everyone involved. Some of the detailed battle scenes (with lots of army strategy) went a bit over my head, but the emotional heart is here as they try to deal with the horrors of war. There are 2 small moments I won't get into because spoilers but they are each a sentence or two long and caused me to burst into tears each time.
Rating: 4.5 stars
Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
Another re-read and once again, it's been almost a decade. But I've read a number of Grady Hendrix in the meantime, though this is the first. A haunted house story set in a knock-off Ikea that has made me side-eye any and all "doors" in Ikea's showroom settings. Each morning, things seem wrong at Orsk, with items smashed and something smeared all over a couch. The cameras don't catch anything but the manager is determined to catch those responsible. He gets a few volunteers who could use the extra hours to stay overnight and see if they can figure this out. Things do not go well and the silly premise gets seriously scary. It is not my favorite of Hendrix's books (I was actually looking for an audiobook copy of My Best Friend's Exorcism when I landed on this) but it's still a quality scare.
Rating: 4 stars
Total pages read
1,819
Fiction
100%
Female authors
0%
US authors
100%
BIPOC authors
0%
Rereads
67%
Format
audiobook: 67%
ebook: 33%
Where'd I get the book
library: 100%
Decades published
2010s: 67%
2020s: 33%
Resolution reads
0%
Wow. That is disappointing. Ah well. November is another try.






































