Thank you Alice for holding this thing and a reminder to everyone that there will be spoilers. Be prepared. Also I heart this books so WEEEEEE

Finally the wizarding community decided to forgive Hagrid and make him a teacher. I mean, it would have been nice of them if they had forgiven Hagrid after it became clear Tom Riddle = Voldemort and thus Hagrid didn't set the basilisk loose. But I think it's clear the wizarding world has a terrible legal system.
Speaking of the wizard legal system, they are not focused on rehabilitation at all with their prison system. And considering they sent a small child to Azkaban because they thought he opened the Chamber of Secrets (on the word of another child instead of any sort of investigation) so I guess this really shouldn't be a surprise. Rowling did create a supremely creepy creature in the Dementors. And I like that chocolate helps with the after effects. Because mmmmmm chocolate.

Lupin is great (even if I have problems with his name, which will be dealt with at a later time). It's nice to see an actually competent teacher. I know there are a few at the school, but they seem in equal number to the useless ones. Even if I like the useless ones. Like Trelawney. I mostly like Trelawney because of Emma Thompson and for her banter with McGonagall.
The Marauder's Map is super creepy. Awesome if you're the one that has it and creepy if you're anyone. Because it knows where you are at all times.

Concerning the Firebolt, Harry and Ron are dumbasses. They know Black was in the castle and they acknowledge he's coming for Harry. Yet he gets a VERY expensive broomstick and has no concerns over it. Teenagers are stupid and they need to stop yelling at Hermione.
Also the idea that Dumbledore couldn't be the one that gave him the broomstick because that would be showing favoritism. Except that time he bent the rules to let him play on the house team. And gave him his first broomstick, which was top of the line at the time. But no, no favoritism.
As with the other books, the second half is the best part so I can't wait until part II!
Title quote from page 161
Rowling, J.K. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Scholastic, 1999.
readingrambo 112p · 632 weeks ago
Ahahahaha truth. Remember in the future when Harry's brought before a tribunal and it's ridiculous? I do. Silly wizards.
Jennifer · 632 weeks ago
Aww, poor Hermione, everyone's so MEAN to her in this book and she's just doing her best, ya know? And I would love to know you're problems with Lupin's name - is it just that it's so obvious, because everybody's names are. Okay, not everyone, but Sirius's is too.
etudesque 73p · 632 weeks ago
Chocolate solves everything, and JKR validates that fact fantastically.
I love Lupin - sigh. Brainy AND kind, minus the usual social awkwardness (wait. He is a bit awkward. a bit. even better.)
Teenagers are stupid, and so incredibly mean. Sure, Hermione tends to get annoying, but she was acting to protect them.
Laura · 632 weeks ago
Daaaamn, I would have loved it if Buckbeak had taken off Malfoy's arm. Maybe next time... (loljk clearly never happens)
Whyyyy do you have issues with Lupin's name? I NEED TO KNOW!
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briefraser 73p · 632 weeks ago
How do the xmas presents get to the end of beds?! That's what I want to know! Does that mean anybody can send a gift to a student by using magic? You'd think bad things could be sent to the school all the time then! Like....if Sirius really wants to kill Harry, couldn't he send a bomb package?!
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