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Kayleigh (aka Nylon Admiral) made some kick ass Harry Potter wands AND offered them up to those who wanted them. So of course I jumped on that cos LOOK AT THAT THING? And the glitter? And the notes. Yeah, I ran around the house giggling and pointing that at things while yelling nonsense. I pointed it at Boyfriend+ who looked at me, paused and then yelled "I point at thee*" before turning back to whatever he was doing before I interrupted him. Be prepared for more wand photos.
Onto the readalong, hosted by Alice (aka Reading Rambo aka Muggle Wrangler?).
And now we can discuss the second half of the Chamber of Secrets and then move on to the more interesting books in the series. You know, any that aren't this one.
Fine, that's mean. This is my least favorite of the series, but it's still pretty good. Something has to be the worst and this is it. Besides the first time I read it I felt no need to continue on with the rest of the books. Luckily I got over that.
And I did like parts of this book. I like Gilderoy Lockhart, even though he tries to erase Harry's and Ron's memories. That was a dick move. But really, I liked everything from the moment they find out Ginny had been taken to the end. Then we had some action and mythical creatures and things were fun. Well fun in a dark-and-perilous kind of way.

Is the basilisk Harry fights supposed to be the same one that Voldie let loose when he was a student? Cos they say the creature can live hundreds of years, but they don't say anything about if it needs to eat or anything during that time. Was someone feeding it all these years?
"Ron read the message [to follow the spiders], swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded." AWWWWWWWW Ron.

I'm torn about the ending. Did Lucius know what the diary was? Because Dumbledore seems to suggest that he did and this was all a plan to get Arthur Weasley fired, by having his daughter murder a bunch of students with a mythical beast. Which, if THAT'S what Lucius was planning to do with a piece of Voldemort's soul, that is overkill. But if Lucius didn't know what the diary actually was, what was he hoping would happen by sneaking it into Ginny's book? Maybe just have her be caught with a dark object? WHAT IS YOUR END GAME?

OK, so I apparently have lots of questions after this one. But really, I'm just excited that we're up to Prisoner of Azkaban now.
*I really tried to find a clip of this from Conan since he says it pretty much any time he's referencing a nerd, but my cursory Googling failed to turn anything up. Instead, you can watch this clip of him teasing a person dressed up as HP at his show.
Title quote from page 422
Rowling, J.K. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Scholastic, 1999.
Jennifer · 637 weeks ago
I think it is the same basilisk, since there's a trail of small animal skeletons like a mile long leading up to it's lair. In fact, the students and staff of Hogwarts have that snake to thank for Hogwarts being vermin-free. And/or I think Tom Riddle said something about it being asleep or something all that time.
And from later books, it's mentioned that Lucius knows that it's a powerful dark object but not necessarily the specifics, i.e. that it's a piece of Voldy's soul. The sock-flipping is kind of weird, he didn't actually GIVE it to Dobby, Dobby just caught it.
readingrambo 112p · 637 weeks ago
Also, aw, Ron/Hermione moment.
Emily · 637 weeks ago
Anyway, yeah. Hogwarts was vermin free (except for scabbers) thanks to the giant snake--i like that idea.
Laura · 637 weeks ago
I mean, there are almost no other good quotes from this part, but STILL! The excitement!
I like to think that Lucius didn't know that it was a piece of Voldy's SOUL because that shit has got to be waaay dangerous, but maybe he did, and he wanted the chamber open so all the muggle borns could die? Because he's genuinely evil?
And the snake... I dunno. I feel like maybe it hibernates until the chamber is opened? And then it can get out and shit gets fucked up? That's all I've got. It's been a long day!
jennysbooks 89p · 637 weeks ago
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Sarah Says Read · 637 weeks ago
I think the movie did the Dobby's-freedom thing better too. When I read it, I was like "what, the book is in the sock, that makes no sense!" and then realized I was thinking of the movie. And how freaking big or stretchy is Harry's sock that he can stuff a diary in it?
Also, I feel like Hagrid had a little more faith in his spidery friends and figured they'd tell them the real story, and then safely escort them out of the forest. Poor Hagrid, he really has too much faith in creatures. Buuuut that awesome car showed up and saved them! I think the car turning into basically a stray puppy who's just chilling in the forest is hilarious.
Book 3! *happy dance*
briefraser 73p · 637 weeks ago
I tried not to over think the ending about the diary and Mr Malfoy's part in it all, but you raise ALL THE RIGHT QUESTIONS! Yes, WHAT was his end plan?? And how did he know it would play out the way it did....?
Kayleigh V · 637 weeks ago
Kerry M · 637 weeks ago
Also, I NEVER thought about the laundry part of house elves! I'm fairly certain they iron, though, right? Because sometimes Dobby has to iron his ears? Maybe there is a secret loophole about giving them clothes to be cleaned... no, no, I'm trying to make sense of that and it's not working.
Also also, that wand is AMAZEBALLS.
Laura · 637 weeks ago
Ryan · 636 weeks ago